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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. – Edgar Allan Poe

It’s never been an issue for me – I don’t want to go on a diet, I don’t want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing, why would I do that? I ain’t got time for this, just be happy and don’t be stupid. If I’ve got a boyfriend and he loves my body then I’m not worried. – Adele

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way. – Albert Camus

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein

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A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits. – Alexander Pope

All are but parts of one stupendous whole, Whose body Nature is, and God the soul. – Alexander Pope

Sin is too stupid to see beyond itself. – Alfred Lord Tennyson

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am. – Ann Coulter

Ideas are only lethal if you suppress and don’t discuss them. Ignorance is not bliss, it’s stupid. Banning books shows you don’t trust your kids to think and you don’t trust yourself to be able to talk to them. – Anna Quindlen

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. – Arthur Schopenhauer

Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men’s stupidity, but your talent to their reason. – Ayn Rand

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one. – Benjamin Franklin

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. – Benjamin Franklin

Funny Stupid Quotes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. – Bertrand Russell

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. – Bertrand Russell

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby

This is a ridiculous heat wave we’re in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air. – Bill Maher

Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarrelled with him? – Blaise Pascal

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. – Chanakya

I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, ‘I can’t process it’ well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know? – Charlie Sheen

I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity. – Chris Rock

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Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. – Confucius

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. – Dave Barry

Best Stupid Quotes

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. – Dave Barry

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals. – Diogenes of Sinope

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

Stupidity is a talent for misconception. – Edgar Allan Poe

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. – Elbert Hubbard

I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid? – Eminem

It’d be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren’t kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I’m not a baby sitter. – Eminem

If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid. – Epictetus

A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay, but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl. – Ernest Hemingway

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. – Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. – Frank Zappa

I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence. – Frederick Douglass

Popular Stupid Quotes

Judgments, value judgments concerning life, for or against, can in the last resort never be true: they possess value only as symptoms, they come into consideration only as symptoms – in themselves such judgments are stupidities. – Friedrich Nietzsche

Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly. – Friedrich Nietzsche

To forget one’s purpose is the commonest form of stupidity. – Friedrich Nietzsche

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. – George Bernard Shaw

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. – George Bernard Shaw

Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time. – George S. Patton

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

There is nothing permanent except change. – Heraclitus

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Stupid people are ruining America. – Herman Cain

In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. – Hunter S. Thompson

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. – Jane Austen

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life. – Jiddu Krishnamurti




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