32 Famous Divorce Quotes, Sayings, Quotations & Slogans

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You never really know a man until you have divorced him. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are “made in America.” – Helen Rowland

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. – Helen Rowland

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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. – Helen Rowland

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they “don’t understand” one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. – Helen Rowland

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it. – Henny Youngman

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. – Jack Benny

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. – Jean Kerr

I’m so wrapped up in my work that it’s often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this. – Jim Carrey

Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors. – Jim Morrison

Famous Divorce Quotes

You can not divorce religious belief and public service. I’ve never detected any conflict between God’s will and my political duty. If you violate one, you violate the other. – Jimmy Carter

Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators, but death is the great divorcer for ever. – John Keats

When people get married because they think it’s a long-time love affair, they’ll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity. – Joseph Campbell

I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me. – Kurt Cobain

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them. – Lucille Ball

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally. – Lucille Ball

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Spiritual relationship is far more precious than physical. Physical relationship divorced from spiritual is body without soul. – Mahatma Gandhi

Knowledge which is divorced from justice, may be called cunning rather than wisdom. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. – P. J. O’Rourke

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce. – P. J. O’Rourke

Great Divorce Quotes

I think like any marriage, especially when you’ve had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work. – Princess Diana

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. – Robert Byrne

Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. – Robin Williams

Facts do not speak for themselves. They speak for or against competing theories. Facts divorced from theories or visions are mere isolated curiosities. – Thomas Sowell

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. – Voltaire

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. – Voltaire

The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal – every other affliction to forget: but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open – this affliction we cherish and brood over in solitude. – Washington Irving

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

I’m a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor




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