23 Famous Idiot Quotes, Sayings, Quotations & Slogans

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. – John Lennon

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America’s self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant. – Ann Coulter

Any idiot can face a crisis it’s day to day living that wears you out. – Anton Chekhov

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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. – Douglas Adams

Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn’t. – Friedrich Nietzsche

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

I went through life like an idiot for a great deal of the time, saying there’s nothing I would change. That was a very arrogant thing to say. There’s a lot I would change. There are people I would have steered clear of. – Hugh Leonard

I’ve had great success being a total idiot. – Jerry Lewis

All ideologies are idiotic, whether religious or political, for it is conceptual thinking, the conceptual word, which has so unfortunately divided man. – Jiddu Krishnamurti

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. – John Updike

Famous Idiot Quotes

I was ecstatic they re-named ‘French Fries’ as ‘Freedom Fries’. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots. – Johnny Depp

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Acting is the perfect idiot’s profession. – Katharine Hepburn

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. – Mark Twain

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. – Salvador Dali

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot. – Steve Martin

There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. – Steven Wright

Best Idiot Quotes

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? – W. Clement Stone

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To generalize is to be an idiot. – William Blake

What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care. – William Blake

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. – William Shakespeare




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